So Horny Fidget Putty

When you look at the frustrated expression on this troubled buck’s face, it’s clear that he has a load on his mind. Clearly, he’s suffering and could use some serious relief. Fortunately, we’ve come up with a revolutionary hands-on solution for letting go of such agonizing tension. Now, bucks everywhere can handle their situations all by themselves with So Horny Tension Relief Stress Putty!

If you know a buck with a major case of the “blues,” be a pal and set him up with a sure thing — So Horny Relief Putty. Once he gives it a good grip and tug, he’ll see how satisfying it can be to play with it solo.

Work Off Tension Anywhere

So Horny Fidget Putty is a thoughtful gift for friends who find themselves dealing with frustration all alone. The tightly-sealed, anti-drip lid keeps relief safely tucked away until the mood strikes. The tin’s compact design makes it perfect for carrying along in a gym bag, purse, briefcase, or suitcase and fits conveniently in a bathroom cabinet, bedside table, or desk drawer.

Surprise friends and family with chameleon red So Horny Stress Putty and work out any daily stress however it comes. It’s a gut-busting addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or gift exchanges. Go ahead and wrap it for a hilarious adult stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, or White Elephant idea.

Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.

FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – NO-NOS ARE A NO-NO